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Big poll news today, truly amazing, with all conventional thought leaning towards a definitive 'yes' vote, the polling community once again reminds us that polls maybe aren't the best way to measure anything...
The question, simply, 'Do you answer blog reader polls?' The answer, much more complicated.
“This one really threw us for a loop.” - Don Pollson, Poll USA
The controversy stems from the fact that if you answered the poll, you are admitting that you answer blog polls, even if you answer with a 'no'.
“No one saw this coming, conventional theory had this tied up 100% yes, truly an off day for polls.” - Donna MacPoll, Poll News Network (PNN)
Poll analyst, Donald Polland, blames the faulty poll results on what he is calling, 'ironic polleés',
“These are people whom decide for one reason or another to give a false answer. Some in an effort to be funny, some because they have all but given up hope in the media, and yet some others simply don't read the whole question before answering.”
Today's results have sent shock waves through the country's polling organizations. Leaving us with many questions, such as...
“Do you think Americans are polled too much?”
Let us know what you think by answering our exclusive Ugh News/Poll USA poll on the top right hand side of this page.
Written by Conrad, Photo from Skyscrapersunset.com
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