Monday, March 24, 2008

Is McCain Turning Pennsylvania Red?

... Um... Is it just me, or, was he kind of hot when he was young...


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The Answer: Yes, He Is... Maybe...


As infuriating as it is for me to write that headline, and it is, the latest polls suggest that the fight for PA will far outlast the Obama/Clinton squabble for the Democratic nomination. Thrusting our state into the national spotlight again this coming fall for the general election where the numbers are red hot. And I am too.


Still fussing over Obama vs. Clinton? Well stop... It's Obama stupid. And that's not just my (proudly basis) opinion, data from the latest Rasmussen Report gives Clinton only a 19.9% chance of being able to clinch the nomination... or Bill's balls... sorry, I had to go there. (Which, incidentally, is probably the same percent chance that you'll continue reading this article if your a Hillary supporter.)


Even more alarming however is when the Report specifically talks about PA in the general election, where right now McCain is polling at 44% to Obama's 43%. Yikes.


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The point is... it's still way early. I think McCain is polling favorably because both Clinton and Obama are receiving huge amounts of negative press while McCain is pretty much laying low. Also, Danity Cane just released a new album, so there might have been some confusion with the polling there. Either way, this seems all the more reason for the Democratic party to pick someone already! Or, more honestly, for Hillary to step down.


Hey, maybe Nancy Pelosi will run in 2016 and we can have our first African-American President followed by our first woman!


(P.s. The color of this article was not a mistake... We're Staying Blue.)


Ugh News Update:

Hilarious Onion News "Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election"




Written by Conrad Benner

2 comments:

Sara said...

did you ever think that big business pitted a black man against a woman to split the votes?.. therefore giving the republicans an easy win...


just a thought : )

Brett A. Bumgarner said...

it's like if kevin costner were actually attractive