#7. You laughed-out-loud, literally, when you read that headline.
#6. You're constantly missing your friend's funny cats YouTube bulletins. (Which, are usually actually pretty funny, despite their predictable-ness.) To see the same bulletin, inviting you to the same bar you always go to, posted 8 times in a row.
#5. You're starting to believe that TONIGHT is spelled TONITE and sometimes 2NITE.
#4. You're not even sure what “listings” are for, you always know what's going on... ALWAYS.
#3. You've trained yourself to only read bulletins THAT DON'T /// LOOK LIKE + THIS !!! @ EVER !!!
#2. You get excited to see a friend has left you a “new comment.” You think to yourself, oh, maybe it's a hilarious joke you shared with your good friend last night, and she's posted an equally hilarious reminder... Oh, wait, it's just DJ 'Shit Yo Pants' inviting you to his new Techno Rave 90's Flashback night at Level Club. Bummer. You'll probably go, but you wish a real person would comment you sometimes. :.(
#1. Finally... You just quit your shit and joined Facebook.
Written by Conrad Benner
4 comments:
those DJs are more than just "friends" ..they're friends.
they post on my page cuz im legitimately popular and i legitimately need constant affirmation of said popularity.
#3 made me obnoxiously burst out in laughter and knock my opened bottle of fiji water all over my boss's checkbook. yow.
..
but it's okay because,
you've reminded me of why i quit myspace months and months ago, and have never looked back..
best!
hahahaha, i will NEVER spell tonight like tonite. i've always hated that.
DJ Shit Yo' Pants is always causing trouble.
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